"The frustrating thing about writing down your thoughts in a journal is that there is a physical record of your shortcomings. The same place you go to for comfort to pour out your heart is the same place you record your embarrassingly filthy sexual fantasies."
... some rant about mediocrity being praised ...
"...people constantly looking for anything to induce temporary brain damage to escape the harshness of genuine emotion..."
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"That's why I'm proposing a mandatory recording of a person's thoughts. Then there will be a weekly review of the thoughts."